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Earth is Off its Axis According to NASA
Apparently after the Chile earthquake, the earth has been knocked off
its axis. Due to the central location of the earthquake, it has greatly
affected the length of the day by shortening it in a time, during a year when
days traditionally get longer. WTF, not that it is very surprising. I mean
look at all the satellites that surround earth. It look like from space we
have some infection on the earth with satellites. Who knows why these
things our happening. Things are getting pretty freaky. All I can say is
NASA better have something planned because shiz is getting crazy son.
Google Liquid Technology
This is so ill. Google is building textured demographics of earth that you
will be able to interact with in the future. Check this technology out, the limits
are endless if they can get live updates feeding from satellites in the sky. It could
be the next full blow “Matrix” or “Skynet”. Either way its expansion to the brain
waves. I know the feds are licking their fingers at getting this super program.
Insane Base Jumping Suit Technology
This is friggin’ insane, I need twelve of those suits. You can’t get
any closer to flying than this. I need to get in on this investment,
tell me how I can throw down in the stock game in this company.
The Machines
Fairy tales lead us to believe that all of the hype on the
evolving technology is ordinary, as if its part of evolution.
The release of the IPAD, Asimo evolution, and the CERN
collidor are all common everyday news.
(Cern View from sky)
What is the one difference humans have compared to
computers? The ability to make decisions, a soul.
Rational would think nothing of the fact that humans
program computers to think, to make decisions. Therefore
robots could be extensions of human thought and
intrepreation. In todays day and age is that something
we really want? 30 years ago you could play pong.
20 years later we could visit with each other online.
10 years later we spliced genes.
This year we built blackholes with super conductors(CERN collidor),
So tell me where will be in 10 years………maybe only the machines
can see(predict) the future.
(Image of grid of Worldwide Web active connections: Eye of the Web)
SK PRO headset Skullcandy
Skullcandy SK PRO has assaulted every other brand of headphones out
with this recent cost effective drop. Catered to DJ’s, this sick look is only
$149.99. Not bad at all since off brand DJ headphones run almost $200.00.
Cop the truth at Skullcandy, also in the Emerald colorway. DJ Headphones
technology just got a shot of HIP HOP steroids, let the music juice.
ASIMO Brain Machine Interface (BMI) Technology
According to HONDA; Shimadzu Corporation has created the world’s first
Brain Machine Interface (BMI) Technology. This technology will enable a
human to control the ASIMO Honda robot by brain waves alone. This
new found ability to control robots with human thoughts will be researched
and developed to create additonal Robot technologies.
Well its official, robots are starting to eat our brains. Just check out guy in
the picture, his brain is getting two minutes in a microwave. He looks like
a Hot Pocket with foil wrapping on it. It’s incredible that we are allowing
this to go down, has anyone seen the “Matrix”? I will kindly pass on ASIMO
eating my brain waves threw a human size microwave, no thank you.
Apple Tablet Photos Leaked
Thanks to Gizmodo there are these unreleased pictures of the Apple Tablet. It
is supposed to be announced in the morning that Apple will expect to release
the Tablet in the next year. Nothing on specs or what its capable of doing but
these images are flooding online. What do you think Apple stock will look
like tomorrow morning? And what kind of program is that, satellite video?
***Update*** It looks like a designer from Apple screwed up and posted his
pictures to the hard drive. These hacked pictures are the latest images
available. This computer technology via Apple should be mind blowing.
Motorola Google Shadow Phone Technology
To have a bold sense of style, one would need to have a state of the art phone.
Well if your planning on purchasing a phone in the next year you might want to
hold out for the rumored “Google Technology” Motorola Shadow. It’s an upgrade
to the current Droid and ultra slim body and a 4.3-inch, 800 x 484 pixel screen.
This picture released by Mobileo1 online leaked over the past week. Is this phone
worthy enough to wait for? My take is yes, with everyone rocking the same damn
phone (Blackberry, IPhone, Droid) it may be a game seperator to floss this
mamajama the first day it drops. Stay on the look out for more info on the Motorola
Shadow technology.
Unreleased Apple Tablet
A few pictures have been leaking around the web in regards to the new Apple Tablet
in the works. It is supposed to be 10 inches in length but Apple neither confirms or
denies it. All of this stems from a rumor that Apple is snarfing up all the 10 inch LCD’s it
can get its little fingers on. The Apple Tablet no doubt will likely increase the blistering
stock price of Apple. January 12, 2010 at 4:00 PM Eastern Time; Apple Stock closed at
$207.72 a share. If this peice of technology blows up, you could be the beneficiary of
the rise. Over the past 5 years Apple’s stock has went from $25.00 a share to $207.72.
Just a few words of wisdom from the underground, think about it.
This is another ASIMO update. Not as current but just as powerful, ASIMO walks
and is given a human touch. HONDA WTF, we all know ASIMO is going to be the
sequel to “I ROBOT” with Will Smith. Next thing you know ASIMO will have the ability
to wash dishes and walk dogs……..oh wait he can. Technology is a bitch, and that
bitch’s name is ASIMO the robot. Watch the time at 4:20, he starts exercing-damn.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
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