
Earth is Off its Axis According to NASA
Apparently after the Chile earthquake, the earth has been knocked off
its axis. Due to the central location of the earthquake, it has greatly
affected the length of the day by shortening it in a time, during a year when
days traditionally get longer. WTF, not that it is very surprising. I mean
look at all the satellites that surround earth. It look like from space we
have some infection on the earth with satellites. Who knows why these
things our happening. Things are getting pretty freaky. All I can say is
NASA better have something planned because shiz is getting crazy son.

Google Liquid Technology
This is so ill. Google is building textured demographics of earth that you
will be able to interact with in the future. Check this technology out, the limits
are endless if they can get live updates feeding from satellites in the sky. It could
be the next full blow “Matrix” or “Skynet”. Either way its expansion to the brain
waves. I know the feds are licking their fingers at getting this super program.

Brilliant Noise by Semiconductor
This video demonstrates what kind of information is available on the web.
NASA data vaults have mass amounts of video open to the public that
can be accessed and used without permission needed. It is all public
domain. Semiconductor, a brilliant videographer, has meshed together
video recordings through white noise from NASA of the Sun and its
Solar Flares. Mind blowing stuff, the sun is definitely a living organism.

Red Bull Stratos : Felix Baumgartner
Felix Baumgartner, a fearless daredevil, will attempt a world record that
many men have died in the process trying to accomplish. He will attempt
to break the sound barrier in dead weight free fall alone from 23 miles in
the sky. Many men have died attempting this feat and only one man has
actually done it from that height (though never breaking the sound barrier).
Watch the video, it puts the word athlete into new perspective. Mad respect.

MOON (2009) UK Release
This movie is about a solitary lunar employee who experiences a personal
crisis at the end of his three-year contract on the moon. It was released in
the UK as an indepedent film and was released on DVD Jan. 12th. If you
haven’t watched this film you are missing a diamond in the rough. Why
do executives choose certain movies over others for release to big
screens in the USA? NASA called to have a private screening last month
of the movie for its employees, in reference to the Helium Prime-3 they
are mining in the movie. You have to watch it, do not let this slip though
the cracks. USA Movie Execs rarely show love to movies that don’t have
aliens with guns or robots that turn into cars. It’s a magnificent picture.

STAR WARS TOLD ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL
There is nothing a women can’t do, unless of course that is accurately
explain Star Wars.The only way you could agree with what this female is
saying is if you to had not seen the movies yourself or had eaten a
loaf of moldy bread. Her effort is flawless might I add. Worth noting,
the second movie apparently is about going to bar and gold suits.
Which in itself is pretty damn sweet.


Obama End’s NASA Return to Moon
According to an article in the New York Times, Obama will end NASA’s return
to the moon. He will turn to private companies to blast astronauts into the
hemisphere instead of NASA. As you can imagine a few people are pist off
about this, in particular Republicans. Many are concerned this will initiate
a keen plot to end NASA. Representative Bill Posey, Republican of Florida,
commented “My biggest fear is that this amounts to a slow death of our
nation’s human space flight program.”
As far as I am concerned we should let McDonald’s conduct launches into
space. Hamburgler and Grimace are perfect candidates for space exploration
and we need some bad ass looking mascots to represent Earth in Space when the
Aliens come . Plus space shuttles with company logo’s on them are the future of
Nascar.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010
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